actual sign at a car dealership

PRE-OWNED SALESPERSON WANTED

Oh, the pages I've seen

This one's rather surreal.

But what about Dan and his pink gi?

I like the one with the picture of the ninja and the word "NINJA" on it. That's just classy. Check out the Samurai 3000 sword on their main page, too. "The handle is made of precisely machined metal parts and the Samurai code of justice, service, and honor featured in their secret language." This site is worth an extended browse. Bonus points if you find the dental tool set.