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#	Action	Primary Result	Secondary Results
1.	I vote for Mitt Romney.	Mitt Romney gets elected.	I get called an idiot and a traitor.
2.	I vote for Barack Obama.	Mitt Romney gets elected.	I get called an idiot and a traitor.
3.	I sit on the couch eating Doritos.	Mitt Romney gets elected.	I get called an idiot and a traitor.

I need an Option 4. Failing that, I'm gonna need a lot of Doritos. The minimum jail time for treason is five years.